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If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulde...
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country.
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.
If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty
If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion.
-- William Baumol...
If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su
And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do?...

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