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I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .
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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar ene...
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash...
I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree.
But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn....
I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
.. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
I thought you were trying to get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

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