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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. -- Ambrose Bierce
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million m...
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Fats Loves Madely
Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions ...
Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
Festivity Level 1
Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom
one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do....
Fifty flippant frogs Walked by on flippered feet And with their slime they made the time Unnaturally fleet.

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