Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less: "Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good .
.." Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to: ...
First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered.
-- Pat Tabe...
First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.
e., the authority who imposed the deadli...
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
Today...
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth
Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip
The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip....

< previous

9378