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Frisbeetarianism, n.: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
Frobnicate, v.: To manipulate or adjust, to tweak.
Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually abbreviated to FROB....
Frobnitz, pl. Frobnitzem (frob'nitsm) n.: An unspecified physical object, a widget.
Also refers to electronic black boxes....
From an announcement of a congress of the International Ontopsychology Association, in Rome]
From the "Guiness Book of World Records", 1973: Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.
A judge of the Court of...
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insul...
From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]
From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new experience in sound
5. Turn the handle to the right 90...
Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.

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