Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carso...
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace -- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope: Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope....
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
Forgetfulness, n.: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS! #6 RAZORBACK
Paul Harbride, 1984, 2 hours 25 min....
fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine....
Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week
"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?...
Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month)
Don't Write On Walls! (and underneath) You want I should type?...
Fortune's nomination for All-Time Champion and Protector of Youthful Morals goes to Representative Clare E.
Hoffman of Michigan. During an impassioned House debate over a proposed bill to "expand o...

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