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• Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions, right here!
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• The challenge of modernity is to live without illusions and without becoming disillusioned.
  -- Antonio Gramsci...
• I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. -- Emo Philip
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)