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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual....
GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20) Good news and bad news highlighted.
Enjoy the good news while you can; the bad news will make you forget it....
Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.
g., turtles and tortoises). -- Rich...
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard...
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".
George Orwell 1984. Northwestern 0. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
George Orwell was an optimist.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
-- Ashley Coope...
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
(2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. ...

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