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• Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. -- Ambrose Bierce
• FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Done to a turn on the iron, behold Him who to be famous aspired.
  Content? Well, his grill has a plating of gold, And his twistings are greatly admired....
• PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Abroad, adj. At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable
  o be an American abroad is to make others miserable....
• DEGENERATE, adj. Less conspicuously admirable than one's ancestors.
  The contemporaries of Homer were striking examples of degeneracy...
• DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary