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FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I...
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.
Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Finagle's fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Finagle's Second Law
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake Corollarie
(1) Nobody whom you ask for he...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.

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