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Miscellaneous Collections

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Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
Furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. -- H. H. William
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.
One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?...
Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
Garter, n.: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow.
But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!! -- Adventures of Asterix....
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
Listen to the difference: "Go to slee...
Gee, Mudhead, everyone at Morse Science High has an extracurricular activity except you.
"Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?" "Only to ten, Mudhead....

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