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Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week: Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good liquor at BYOB parties?
Take along a candle, which you insert and light after you've op...
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.
m. by six samuri sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles....
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary: Every instructor assume...
Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Elli...
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them...

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