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For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
-- H. L. Mencke...
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. -- R. Clopto
For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind.
"Whose?" "MINE! HA-HA!...
For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date.
He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now....
For perfect happiness, remember two things: (1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty....
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada".
Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something....
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of a thousand years ago.
Why not, then, the last step of doing away with computers altogether?...
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
-- Abraham Lincol...

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