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You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, you're an orgasm addict, you're always at it, and you're an orgasm addict.
-- The Buzzco...
You tried the rest, and bought WHAT..??!?
You tripped as you moved and dropped the wad of paper.
But before it it hit the ground, it turned into a bird and flew into the forest!...
You try any preversions in there, and I'll blow your head off. -- Dr. Strangelove
You try never to hurt people, and do so only when it serves a higher purpose.
You turned the power off, right? -- Famous Last Word
You tweachewous miscweant! -- Elmer Fudd
You twist and turn like a...twisty turny thing. You're a weedy pigeon, Blackadder, and you can call me Susan if it isn't so.
-- Melchett : Bee...
You two are book-men. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act iv, Sc. 2
You two have successfully divided the evening between you.
Worf: "I suspect conspiracy...but far be it from me to accuse a superior officer....

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