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You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
You understand the Klingons better than I thought. Thank you, my friend.
-- Klag and Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5...
You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?
Flossy. That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?...
You use little itty bitty nails, and nail the atoms down.
(on how to measure the number of states they can be in)...
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
-- Warren Beatty...
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
You've buttered your bread--now sleep in it. -- Gracie Alle

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