Related:

• There is a wad of paper on the floor here.
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.
  Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from his hand....
• Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them.
  Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again....
• SCUD Lite Beer-you have to drink 15 before they hit you.