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• Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• Call me back so I can hang up on you!
• What say you, Blackadder, I sing a song to keep our spirits up?
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• You can call me Will or Willie but not Bill.
• You can shoot a Beer.
• You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you...
• Oh, ya doesn't have ta call me 'Johnson'! Well, you can call me 'Ray', or you can call me 'Jay', or you can call me 'R.
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