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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing
age, which forgives itself anything, is forgiven nothing....
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. -- Herbert Henry Asquith
You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
You too can wear a nose mitten.
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
You took my last chip, you could at least smile, Worf.
Smiling would break his concentration. -- Pulaski and Geordi, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
You tormented them!" "A subjective term, Riker. One creature's torment is another creature's delight.
They simply have no sense of humor, a character flaw with which you can personally identify...
You traded the Blues Mobile for a microphone? OK, I can see that. -- The Blues Brothe
You Trash It, We Hash It" -- Road Kill Cafe
You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV

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