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Your latest program has been judged UNTASTEFUL by the T demon; and automatically deleted.
Your laws, your courts, your false god will be a dim remembering of a cursed time when man was wolf to the man.
Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
Your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all night!
Your life has been cancelled. Please report to the nearest soul reclamation center for recycling.
Your life is formal; your actions seem ruled with a ruler.
Your life's priorities are in good order if you would rather risk your life skiing than shoveling snow.
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
Your lives are taglines on the echoes of time.
Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger. -- Star Trek
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