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• You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
• Bring order to your life - use random numbers.
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• In zen skiing, you learn to become one with the snow.
• At least 75 times in your life, someone will tell you that something is "for your own good.
  It will never be for your own good....
• We can enjoy knowing that we were good to life, rather than life was good to us.
  -- Rabbi Joseph Edelhei...
• Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.