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Your mode of life will be changed to 0644.
Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.
Your money or your lifestyle -- Zippy the Pinhead
Your money's safe -- the S&L Regulators are watching it.
Your monument shall be my gentle verse, Which eyes not yet created shall o'er-read, And tongues to be your being shall rehearse When all the breathers of this world are dead
You still shall live--suc...
Your motherboard wears COM.BAT reboots!
Your mother codes in BASIC!
Your Mother is a Ferrengi Ho!
Your mother's gonna LOVE me!
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