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Your mental health will be better if you have lots of fun outside of that office.
-- Dr. William Menninge...
Your messages have the subtlety of a rectal thermometer.
Your mileage may vary: [from the standard disclaimer attached to EPA mileage ratings by American car manufacturers] cav.
1. A ritual warning often found in UNIX freeware distributions. Transla...
Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
Your mind has already been assimilated. -- Usenet, and the Borg
Your mind is like a parachute. It only works if it is open.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
Your mind is on vacation and your thoughts are working overtime.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

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