Your Life Has Been Cancelled. Please Report To The Nearest Soul Reclamation Center For Recycling.

Your Life Has Been Cancelled. Please Report To The Nearest Soul Reclamation Center For Recycling.

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Your life has been cancelled. Please report to the nearest soul
reclamation center for recycling.

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Everything comes to him who waits - and in an airport it is usually the voice over the public address system announcing that your flight has been cancelled.
The Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of interest. -- Sjoerd Verweij
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
Your illness license has expired: Report back to health immediately.
Life has been a hard teacher!
There's one that hasn't been cancelled because of the Arctic conditions - it's been cancelled because of a frozen pitch.