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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Your mother wears army boots. -- Famous Last Word
Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.
Your multiple personalities don't prevent you from being dull.
Your name is great In mouths of wisest censure. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act ii, Sc.
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Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
Your new credit limit is $1. Have a nice day.
Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
Your next surprise will come from where you less expect any surprise.
Your not having fun till they call 911!
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