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Your own ability to rationalize your bad deeds makes you believe the entire universe is as amoral as yourself.
Your own happiness increases the more you give your happiness away. -- Bruce Bogae
Your own mileage may vary.
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. -- Horace
Your papers need more footnotes.
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
-- Donella Meadows, The Global Ci...
Your parentheses always match.
Your password is pitifully obvious.
Your penis is small, when your girlfriend feeds you hot dog helper.
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