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Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 511. Play the lottery every day, because you have no talents, and unless dumb luck makes you rich, people will continue to shun you.
Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.
Your majesty! The pedants are revolting!
Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll.
Your mama's so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your mama's so stupid she went to a gunfight armed with a knife.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnso...
Your meaningless drivel has been noted.
Your memory is that function of your brain which allows that you dial part of the phone number you intended calling correctly.
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