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• Your empty file directory has been deleted.
• fortune: error: All your files and directories have been deleted.
• Motherboard - a maternal parent listening to you tell her about your latest program.
• pool: [from early IBM `Simultaneous Peripheral Operation On-Line', but this acronym is widely thought to have been contrived for effect] vt.
  To send files to some device or program (a `spooler') that queues them up and does something useful with them later....
• pool vi. [from early IBM `Simultaneous Peripheral Operation On-Line'
  but is widely thought to be a backronym] To send files to some device or program (a `spooler') that queues them up and does something useful with them later....
• Virus error: A virus has been activated in a DOS session.
  The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again....
• I have great news for you ! The program you've been working on for over a year.
  ... has been destroyed by a power dip last night, 3 minutes before your backup....
• Your silliness has been noted
• My God! This program has been written by a MENTAL CRIPPLE!