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Your proctologist called and your head is ready.
Your program is sick...shareware it!
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Your programs need more comments.
Your project will be late.
Your punishment, Barbarella, is Tom Heydan!
Your quote might have been here.
Your reality check just bounced.
Your reality is a figment of my imagination.
Your reality is lies and balderdash, and I'm glad to say that I have no grasp of it.
-- Baron Munchause...
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