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Your inability to achieve solitude makes you settle for substandard relationships.
Your inability to sustain sexual interest in just one other person drains your life of the possibility of intimacy.
Your inlaws on your wife's side usually are ...
`Your I will is more important than your I.Q.' -- West Side Prep School, Chicago
Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated. -- Elvis of Borg
Your kindness and generosity cause envy in a powerful person nearby.
Your knowledge would be useless without my ignorance!
Your lamp has run out of power.
Your lamp is now off.
Your lamp is now on.
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