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Your Honor, I shot him because he waved with too few fingers.
Your hopes and your future have nothing in common.
Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas. ...
Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your head.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
Your If is the only peace-maker -- much virtue in If. -- William Shakespeare
Your If is the only peacemaker; much virtue in If. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act v, Sc.
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Your ignorance is the mother of your devotion to me.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- The Maiden Queen, Act i, Sc. 2...
Your illness license has expired: Report back to health immediately.
Your imagination, my dear fellow, is worth more than you imagine -- Louis Arago
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