Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
head.
-- Jack E. Leonard
head.
-- Jack E. Leonard
Related:
- There is a great pain in my heart...
It's probably indigestion.
.I'll soon take your mind off that. No. It is my husband.... - There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
- Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
- I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with
me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard... - I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
- He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband... - A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash... - You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
