Your Husband Tells Me You Have A Great Mind. Too Bad It Hasn't Reached Your Head.
Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
-- Jack E. Leonard
There is a great pain in my heart... It's probably indigestion.
.I'll soon take your mind off that. No. It is my husband....
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with me unless you're going down.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.