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• An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act v, Sc.
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• Here comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act v, Sc. 4...
• The Retort Courteous;... the Quip Modest;... the Reply Churlish
  ... the Reproof Valiant;... the Countercheck Quarrelsome...
• Your If is the only peace-maker -- much virtue in If. -- William Shakespeare
• T is all men's office to speak patience To those that wring under the load of sorrow, But no man's virtue nor sufficiency To be so moral when he shall endure The like himself.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act v, Sc. 1...
• How is 't with you, That you do bend your eye on vacancy?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• It is meat and drink to me. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act v, Sc. 1
• I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act v, Sc.
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• If you have writ your annals true, 't is there That, like an eagle in a dove-cote, I Flutter'd your Volscians in Corioli
  Alone I did it. Boy! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Coriolanus -- Act v, Sc. 6...