Your Husband Is Lazy If: When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes In That Direction.

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Your husband is lazy if:

When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and
goes in that direction.

His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas.

Coffee doesn't keep him awake--even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
-- Phyllis Diller

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