Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he wa...
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
You ought to go to Hollywood. The walk would do you good. -- Archie Campbell
You ought to take the bull between the legs.
You ought to take the bull between the teeth. -- Samuel Goldwy
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You own your own body, but you can share.
You paid cover to get in here. HA!
You pass go, collect $200.00
You pathetic jugglers never lowered yourselves to developing the software.
You should have paid a little more attention to R & D. -- Cyberpunk comic...

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