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Your attitude determines your attitude. -- Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofu
Your attitude, not your aptitude, determines your altitude in life. -- Carol
Your availability is your greatest asset.
Your average ghost is a much more complex and interesting individual than is generally imagined.
Your average mind numbing, brain-blowing experience.
Your baby and I will see you in Hell! -- Nadine.
Your beer will always wait in the car while you play football.
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will your worst dreams.
-- Newman's Discovery...
Your best friend is a social worker.
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