Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Your cart just ran over my dogma.
Your cat is in great need of being confused.
Your cat may have 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily...
Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
Your Choice: Be a Limbaugh fan or learn to think for yourself.
Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful.
And though you seek in garments the freedom of privacy, you may find in them a harness and a drain....
Your code should be more efficient!
Your code will not compile cleanly as written.
Your complete and thorough diagnostician is one who can put one finger in the throat and one in the rectum simultaneously.

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