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Your bits are MINE, loser! I will zero them SLOWLY!
Your bivouac for the night is the spot where got tired of marching that day.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #60...
Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter.
Your soul cannot heal without joy. -- Catherine Rippenger Fenwick...
Your bootsector is being destroyed!
Your boots shine splendidly, in contrast to your intellect.
Your boss is thinking about you.
Your bottle is already full.
Your bottle is empty and the ground is wet.
Your bottle is now full of oil.
Your bottle is now full of water.

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