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You obviously mistook me for someone who knows.
You octopus this thread to bed, sea?
You offend Shai-Hulud by sheathing your crysknife without having drawn blood.
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
You only live once, but hey, who's counting?
You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough. -- Adam Marshall
You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
You oughta trim that little hair in your nose. You're gonna sneeze and flog yourself to death.
-- Herb Ede...
You oughtn't yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd!
-- Anthony Hope...
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