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Your dedication and tireless work on the hostage thing, with Central America, really gave me cause for great pride in you and thanks.
Get some turkey, George Bush. -- A thanksgiving letter to Olive...
Your dentist will buy a yacht.
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Your descendants shall gather your fruits. Virgil
Your development gets rotten if you take too long to market it. -- Hitoshi Aoike, JVC Ltd., Tokyo
Your disability is your opportunity. -- Kurt Hahn, Founder of Outward Bound
Your disinformation is exceeded only by your imagination.
Your disk will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Your dog finds you repulsive.
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