Miscellaneous Collections

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You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit.
If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. -- Harvey Diamond...
You put a couple cockroach heads on toothpicks next to that and it'll definitely keep the bugs away.
-- Karl suggests a use for a really bad photo of... Karl...
You put the whole project in jeopardy! I wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune!
You put your left index finger on your eye and your right index finger on the [Camembert].
... If they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready. -- M. Taittinge...
Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days)
Your aim is high and to the right.
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much damage.
Your aims are high, and you are incapable of much.
You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument. -- Samuel Johnso

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