Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Your ambition, is that right - to abseil across the Channel?
Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often.
-- Worf to the Gatherers, "The Vengeance Factor", stardate 43421.9...
Your America is doing many things in the economic field which we found out caused us so much trouble.
You are trying to control people's lives. And no country can do that part way. I tried it and...
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
Your archaic cultures are authority driven. -- The Borg, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.
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Your are courteous, diplomatic and affable and may find happiness in politics and public service.
You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod. -- Women vs. Bee
Your are the guiding star of his existence.
Your arrival on the planet has caused considerable excitement.
It has already been hailed, so I gather, as the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe....
Your ATTENTION please!....Elvis has left the echo.

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