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• You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
• Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2
• If you take a dog in, feed it and take care of it, it will come to think
  "See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god....
• I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish a cat and go on.
  I think we're overcomplicating life." -- Iowa Democratic State Senator James Gallaghe...
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa