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You pathetic, puny, puking, putrid puddle of poodle piss!
You people are always generalizing!
YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
You play the way you practice. -- Pop Warne
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You possess an unhealthy diversity of interests.
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you worry you are an interchangeable cog.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Mille...
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