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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wish you could study for an exam by executing the command
cat civ100 | tee brai...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you "woke up" this morning and thought, "I'll checkpoint here, snooze a bit more and then revert to checkpoint.
A while later you go up another co...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
You lack confidence and are generally a coward.
You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
You lay it down, and I'll pick it up.
You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.
You learn from your mistakes.

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