You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Have Been Hacking X And The Colors Of Your Tv Don't Look Right So You Think Maybe You Should Use A Different Visual.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so
you think maybe you should use a different Visual.

You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send your SO notes like
while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you dream you have to write device drivers for your refrigerator, washing machine, and other major household appliances before you can use them.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Have Been Hacking X And The Colors Of Your Tv Don't Look Right So You Think Maybe You Should Use A Different Visual.

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