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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
  you enclose comments in your class notes with "/* */...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send your SO notes like
  while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you stare blankly at the screen and your fingers type "rwho" without any help from your brain.
  ...you get tired of screens full of worthless information scrolling so you alias rwho....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends send you to the refrigerator to get an imported beer, but you can't find an opener, so you repo
  bottle: cannot open, opener: not found...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to bring a window to the front of something, then you realize that "something" is a Post-It (tm) on your screen.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.