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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you think "grep keys /dev/pockets" or "grep homework /dev/backpack...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to bring a window to the front of something, then you realize that "something" is a Post-It (tm) on your screen.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to ^Z out of Quattro.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler so you can use the 15 minute waiting period to sleep some more.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up at 3
00am from a nightmare, and realize the reason for i...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want more coffee and you think
finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you want to retract something said in haste, and think C-a C-@ C-e C-w...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...

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