Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your sleep cycle has revolved around the clock several times due to "working days" longer than 24 hours.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO kisses you on the neck and the first thing you think is "Uh, oh, priority interrupt.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your speech is punctuated by finger twitches (or arm-waving) indicating braces.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a flock of birds and try to figure out the algorithms that determine their movement.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign near the elevator that says "out of order" and you think "sort elevator > elevator.
ew; mv elevator.new elevato...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign on a door saying "Please make sure this door is locked" and you wonder if lockd knows about it.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send E-mail and end each line with \n.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send email to somebody who's three terminals down the lab.

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