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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Go To Lunch And There Are No Forks At The Cafeteria, To Which You Exclaim
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you
exclaim: fork(): no more processes
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to the movies and it takes 5 minutes to get used to the flicker.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX-MeX" food.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your dead fish.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you discover that you're balancing your checkbook in octal.
