Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
)) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're looking for your hilighter and you think
find . -pen HiLiter -pri...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're reading from paper media and when you finish the page you press the spacebar.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends send you to the refrigerator to get an imported beer, but you can't find an opener, so you repo
bottle: cannot open, opener: not fo...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends who aren't hackers wonder what happened to you.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your last thought when falling asleep i
while(!asleep()) lambs++...

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